FINAL Results of the 2023 Season
SEATTLE, Dec. 5th, 2023 / From the desk of Slamson Hanan, Commissioner – Week 14 Update
Goooood Morning Fantasy footballers! The final week of the regular season is here and every game matters! There are 8 teams battling for 6 available playoff spots! Let the commish break down the scenarios
Sarah, Rick and Katie are all eliminated. Tough tough seasons for the veteran mommas and Rick was welcomed to league the only way we know how to welcome someone……with no mercy! Better luck next year but this last week still counts! All 3 of them with a chance to play spoiler and ruin someone else’s chances so don’t give up yet!
B Champ had some bad beats. Rolling in with the highest points against, Bryans team actually was pretty good but ran the gauntlet against hot teams each week. Better luck next year but Bryan still has the opportunity to eliminate his childhood hero Jacob Roinas! Jacob caught a hit streak that was squelched by injury. Can he find one more magical lineup to make the playoffs? He’s a long shot as he also needs some other teams to lose.
IC has been fighting hard all year, ups and downs and all arounds. He needs a win AND for Joel to beat Lauren
Lauren needs a win against Joel who has been atop the standings all year. If Joel wins. Lauren will need to hope Jacob and Isaac both lose AND has to score enough to win the tiebreaker!
Goudge faces perhaps the most interesting situation. He plays his most bitter rival sarah in what is basically as brutal of a rivalry as UW vs WSU….. if Josh loses and Isaac and Lauren both win he can still miss the playoffs! BUT if Josh wins and grant loses to the commish Goudge can actually steal the division title and a first round bye!
Grant is the opposite! Currently sitting in position for the first round bye but his total points for are abysmal! Grant has the challenge of facing the #1 overall seed this week and given how low he falls in tie breakers if he loses and all the other dominoes fall correct he could actually fall from #2 all the way to #7 and miss the playoffs!
Joely and ahart are most likely safe due to being a game up and their strong points for tie breaker. They would need to lose and score virtually no points while others went HAM. But crazier things have happened so keep setting those lineups!
It’s been another fun year appreciate everyone’s commitment to making this league super competitive! Good luck to all the teams battling for the playoffs this week!
And always remember …success happens when opportunity meets preparation!
“I don’t fear the man who has practiced 1,000 different kicks once….I fear the man who has practiced one kick 1,000 times”
Bruce Lee
Draft Results
| Round 1 | Round 2 | Round 3 | Round 4 | Round 5 | Round 6 | Round 7 | Round 8 | Round 9 | Round 10 | Round 11 | Round 12 | Round 13 | Round 14 | |
| 1st,Ahart | Justin jefferson | Amanra | Joe nixon | Justin herbert | Keenan allen | Chris g | Dalvin cook | Pat f | Jeff Wilson jr | Babe davis | Singleterry | Nik | Saints d | Eddie pinero |
| 2nd,Bryan | Jamar chase | Tony pollard | Jaylen waddle | Amari cooper | James connor | Kyle pitts | Brandon ayook | Jamal williams | Brian Robinson jr | Elijah mitchell | Dark prescot | Cole kemet | Dolphins d | Jake elliot |
| 3rd,Slam | Christian mmaffery | Jalen hertz | Deebo | Mark andrews | Cam acres | Breece hall | Mike evans | Michael Pittman jt | Sky moore | Dj shark | Damien harris | Devon adams | Evan m | Commanders |
| 4th,Grant | Derek henry | Aj. Brown | T. Higgens | Rashad white | Justin fields | Dallas goddard | Diandre swift | Deshawn watson | Jahan dotson | Elijah moore | Michael thomas | Steelers d | K g | Greg z |
| 5th,Joel | Austin eckler | Cede lamb | Devante smith | Lamar jackson | Darren waller | James cook | Javante williams | Cortland sutton | K tony | Tyler algeer | Tank b | Michael gallup | Harrison butter | Ravens |
| 6th,Rick | Cooper cup | Do metcalf | George kiddle | Alvin camara | Aaron rogers | Aj dillon | Tyler locket | Tyler higby | Juju | Zeke elliott | Brock purdy | Bills d | Daniel carson | Gus edwards |
| 7th,IC | Nick chubb | Garrett wilson | Travis e | Joe burrow | Judy | Isaiah pachecko | Njbiba | Evan ingram | Raheem must start | Zay flowers | Scant | Corbuck r | Jason m | Panthers |
| 8th,Lauren | Tyrekn hill | Devante adams | Najee harris | Miles sanders | Trevor lawrence | Diandre hopkins | Drake london | David montgomery | D n | Somaje | Quinton johnson | Darrell m | Tyler bass | Jets d |
| 9th,Sarah | Bianca robinson | Stefan digs | Chris olave | Damien pierce | Tj hawkinson | Terry mcloren | Christian kurt | Dobbins | Tua | Zach sharbone | Jalen warren | 49 ers defense | Kj osborne | Matt gay |
| 10th,Katie | Saquan barklet | Josh jacobs | Calvin ridley | Christian watson | Kurt cousins | Mattison | Trayvon burks | Zach hertz | Rashad penny | Jordan addison | Tyler conklin | Jarik m | Graham gno | Browns |
| 11th,Jacob | Jonathan taylor | Patrick mahomes | Aaron jones | Ken walker | Dj moore | Hollywood brown | Cooks | Herbert | Greg dulchich | Odell becket | Jonathan mingo | Justin tucker | Kendray miller | Packers |
| 12th,Goudge | Travis kelcie | Josh allen | Jammer gibbs | R stevenson | Diante johnson | Mike williams | George pickens | Jacobi myers | Antonio gibson | Randel moore | Adam thelin | Lizard | Young ho ku | Cowboys |
SEATTLE, Aug. 19th, 2023 / From the desk of Slamson Hanan, Commissioner — GOOOOOOD MORNING EVERYBODY! THE GEATEST DAY OF THE YEAR HAS ARRIVED! Football is back and it’s time for all of the Reclinebackers to come out of hibernation, shake off the cobwebs, do some push-ups and pull-ups and strap on your helmets for year 15 of the greatest fantasy football league ever crafted!!!
Like in all areas of life the league is undergoing some change this season. Here at Reclinebacker blitz it’s important that we embrace change culture. After 15 years of beatdowns, letdowns, heartache and zero championships, Aaron has decided to step down from his position as the weakest link and move on to lamer more boring endeavors…..as he transitions out of his role with reclinebacker blitz please join me in wishing him the bes……….SIKE, F That guy his future endeavors are going to be weak! SHITS WEAK!!!!
stepping into his place, hailing from the Orchard, this competitor needs no introduction! His hobbies include shooting guns, making his own whiskey, hosting world famous river boat gambling trips and making the meanest smash burgers you’ve ever had in your life!! Everybody please join me in welcoming the newest member of the league RICK “THE MAGIC MAN” LEIBLE!
Last year was one of the craziest years we’ve ever had when 80% of the league finished with 7-7 records and it ended with even more drama as a freak injury threw the championship game into chaos! Grant Landram was 1 metaphorical yard away from claiming his first EVER championship! But the Pete Carol fantasy football gods had other plans as they threw an interception on the 1 yard line and Andy “Harts” so good snagged his 3rd title!! Moving into 2nd place all time for league trophy’s!!
Katie, Isaac ,Lauren (you are always competing at everything you do sis and you give it 100% and I love that about you!) and Sarah have remained in the hunt the last few years (although Sarah is still looking for her first ever championship, it’s been so long now the joke is ALMOST losing it’s funniness 🤣, JK it’s still supes funny!)
Other members however…..it’s starting to become disappointing. Let’s just say some members have lost the “mamba mentality” and Kobe would be very very disappointed (RIP Kobe)
Bryan…..don’t even know where Bryan is half the time, Japan, Puerto Rico, Madagascar,, San Diego. Everywhere but here focusing on his team and his motivations to win
Joel….his head is literally in the clouds all the time. Just aimlessly flying around from city to city. Hit the put that sucker on auto pilot baby and start studying then Xs and Os again! Get back to greatness!
Goudge…..I want to take you back to 2011, Josh is standing on the podium at his championship parade giving one of the most inspirational speeches you’ve ever heard. “Teamwork” “dedication” “long hours” “championship mindset”…..and I remember so clearly how he ended his speech. He said “this will be the first of many championships and next year we’re coming for the repeat!”………zero repeat, number of championships in the past 12 years ….zero! I expect greatness out of you brother! Let’s pick it up!
And that leaves Jacob….the innagural champ, my brother, the person I pour my heart and soul into every day. The person I want more than anything to stand next to in hall of fame one day! Like the old lady in titanic said “ITS BEEN 84 YEARS!”, the dudes wore leather helmets the last time we won a title baby! Make Kobe proud! Let’s get back to greatness!
Love all of you! You are my family! My competitors! Sarah I won’t go into deets about our relationship on a thread like this but let’s just say 😍,
Can’t wait for today and another great year! Here’s to year 15!!
SEATTLE, Aug. 14th, 2023 / From the desk of Slamson Hanan, Commissioner — With only 5 days left until the draft, and many members of the league joining the draft virtually, the game selected to determine the official draft order for the 2023 season will be the duck race.
The duck race will be livestreamed over the Zoom meeting so that everyone can tune in live to follow along and root on their duck!
Best of luck to all of this years players!
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Draft Cheat Sheet
SEATTLE, Aug. 13, 2023 / From the desk of Slamson Hanan, Commissioner — We are ONE WEEK AWAY from the greatest day in sports entertainment!! Time to start dusting off those study guides and come ready to draft the greatest team of all time!
The draft will be live from Alderbrook next Saturday August 19 sometime between 2-3pm. We’re juicing the league up to a $40 buy-in this year. Payouts are as follows:
- $40 for regular season best record
- $40 for 3rd
- $100 for 2nd
- $300 for 1st
For everyone who can’t make it live we will have a zoom meeting setup. Please send out your email addresses so we can add you to the invite list.
Looking forward to year 15!!!!