SEATTLE, August 29th, 2026 / From the desk of Slamson Hanan, Commissioner – 2026 Draft Results
| Team | Round 1 | Round 2 | Round 3 | Round 4 | Round 5 | Round 6 | Round 7 | Round 8 | Round 9 | Round 10 | Round 11 | Round 12 | Round 13 | Round 14 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sarah | Jahmyr Gibbs | Javonte Williams | Rashee Rice | Bhayshul Tuten | Jaylen Waddle | Parker Washington | Jordan Addison | Jordan Mason | Bo Nix | Dallas Goedert | MarShawn Lloyd | Caleb Douglas | Eagles D/ST | Will Reichard |
| Joel | Bijan Robinson | Omarion Hampton | A.J. Brown | Tee Higgins | Jadarian Price | DK Metcalf | Carnell Tate | Caleb Williams | Harold Fannin Jr. | Isiah Pacheco | Chris Godwin Jr. | Mike Washington Jr. | Rams D/ST | Cairo Santos |
| Jacob | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | Nico Collins | Josh Allen | Cam Skattebo | Tony Pollard | George Kittle | Mike Evans | Kyle Monangai | Khalil Shakir | Aaron Jones Sr. | Brandon Aubrey | Keaton Mitchell | Ravens D/ST | Jerry Jeudy |
| Katie | Christian McCaffrey | Josh Jacobs | Davante Adams | Garrett Wilson | DJ Moore | TreVeyon Henderson | Matthew Stafford | Tucker Kraft | Matthew Golden | Stefon Diggs | Jason Myers | Jonah Coleman | Romeo Doubs | Chiefs D/ST |
| Grant | Ja’Marr Chase | Breece Hall | Emeka Egbuka | D’Andre Swift | Terry McLaurin | Jayden Daniels | Sam LaPorta | Zach Charbonnet | Jakobi Meyers | Josh Downs | Deebo Samuel Sr. | Steelers D/ST | Braelon Allen | Tyler Loop |
| Lauren | Puka Nacua | Jeremiyah Love | Chris Olave | Travis Etienne Jr. | Ladd McConkey | Joe Burrow | Kyle Pitts Sr. | Chuba Hubbard | Xavier Worthy | Wan’Dale Robinson | Alvin Kamara | Brian Robinson Jr. | Browns D/ST | Jake Bates |
| IC | Amon-Ra St. Brown | Drake London | Quinshon Judkins | Bucky Irving | David Montgomery | Jalen Hurts | Alec Pierce | Brian Thomas Jr. | RJ Harvey | Isaiah Likely | Ray Davis | Jalen McMillan | Harrison Butker | Packers D/ST |
| Chris | Jonathan Taylor | Chase Brown | Zay Flowers | Rome Odunze | Marvin Harrison Jr. | Tyler Warren | Patrick Mahomes | Jonathon Brooks | Makai Lemon | KC Concepcion | Texans D/ST | Tyler Allgeier | Cam Little | Jake Ferguson |
| Slam | Justin Jefferson | Kenneth Walker III | Trey McBride | George Pickens | Rhamondre Stevenson | Christian Watson | Quentin Johnston | Blake Corum | Jaxson Dart | Tyjae Spears | Chris Rodriguez Jr. | Jalen Coker | Cameron Dicker | Chargers D/ST |
| Rick | CeeDee Lamb | De’Von Achane | Brock Bowers | Lamar Jackson | Jameson Williams | Rico Dowdle | Michael Pittman Jr. | Jacory Croskey-Merritt | Kenny Gainwell | Jayden Reed | Travis Hunter | Broncos D/ST | Harrison Mevis | Dylan Sampson |
| Bryan | Derrick Henry | Saquon Barkley | Malik Nabers | Tetairoa McMillan | Colston Loveland | Drake Maye | Jaylen Warren | De’Zhaun Stribling | Rashid Shaheed | Rachaad White | Tank Bigsby | Seahawks D/ST | Eddy Pineiro | Travis Kelce |
| Andy | James Cook III | Ashton Jeanty | Kyren Williams | DeVonta Smith | Luther Burden III | Courtland Sutton | J.K. Dobbins | Michael Wilson | Woody Marks | Brock Purdy | Calvin Ridley | Mark Andrews | Lions D/ST | Ka’imi Fairbairn |
SEATTLE, August 29th, 2026 / From the desk of Slamson Hanan, Commissioner – 2026 Draft Day
Wow year 18 is here and once again its time lace up the cleats, put the shoulder pads and helmet on and run through a Ma’ Fuckers face over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
The greatest day of the year is upon us! We all know what this day means and represents, it represents something that is bigger than all of us, its anticipation, fear, dedication, determination, focus, will, glory, hunger, ambition, resolve and dominance. It’s the thrill of victory…….and the agony of defeat……..most simply put its an opportunity. Another God given opportunity rise up stake your claim as champion in the greatest fantasy football league ever established! Kobe said it best. “Once you know what failure feels like, it becomes you determination that will define if you want to chase success………and after all, greatness isn’t for everybody”
Sarah, Rick, Lauren, and Chris – You all know how to play the game, I know it wont feel good today to sit on the outside of that VIP table and watch past champions sip champagne and eat caviar while you wallow in self pity with your grape nuts and bag of raisins! This league demands greatness! Today is your day! All it takes is ONE. ELITE. DRAFT. And just like that you are off to the races! Its time to be great today! (especially Sarah). Babe you’re a HANAN winning is in our blood lets GO!
Jacob and Bryan – Boys…….its been too long boys…….its been WAY too long. Jacob I know you have had the best record in the league several times, I know you have been to 4 championship games, I know you have had an undefeated season in fantasy BASEBALL…..NOBODY CARES. Win this league! Its time! You know who else has lost 4 championship games??? The BUFFALO BILLS and do we ever hear anyone talk about them as one of the greatest teams in history?? You know the answer to that! ……..Bryan, you had an incredible season in your run to the championship! But we all know that you won by a single yard because of a heroic shoe string tackle on Demariyus Thomas! As great as that was right now in this league you are most remembered for waking up at 2am because you didn’t understand waivers and for thinking you were in the championship game because you won the consolation bracket! You are a veteran in this league and its time to change the narrative of your story! The two of you have as many championships as your WIFE/SISTER combined!
IC and Katie – Respect for recent championships but you have to ask yourself this…….do I want to coast by and be known as mediocre in this league? Because Achilles would tell you… “that’s why NOBODY will remember your name!” History doesn’t remember 4th and 5th place. Can you tell me who the 5thplace team was in anything? Do we care who the 5th best Quarterback in NFL history is?…….Remember Kobe’s words…… Greatness isn’t for everybody….. is it for you??
Ahart, Joel – I am proud of you boys, you are always pushing me to stay sharp because I know you are right on my heels for most championships of all time. You are right on the cusp of tying things up! You approach the game with confidence and skill, BUT YOU ARE STILL ONE BEHIND!
And finally, G……our current champion……who is coming off one of the most dominant seasons we have ever seen behind Bijan Robinson. A man who truly knows what this league embodies and is about! The trophy is coming home today and you will hold it with pride this season, but remember, whenever Tom Brady won a Super Bowl ring and they interviewed him after the game and asked him what his favorite Championship was he would say………..”The Next One”………..one word should be on your mind, taking over your dreams and obsessing your mind……REPEAT.
SO EXCITED for today! It truly is one of my favorite days of the year and I am just as excited and fired up for Year 18 as I was for year 1!!! G has an amazing menu planned out and cant wait to spend time with you guys today! The only thing guaranteed today is an opportunity….what you do with it becomes your story! The season starts now! The excuses end now! ITS DRAFT DAY!
And always remember….
“if you don’t believe in yourself……..nobody else will” – Deion Sanders.
SEATTLE, July 9th, 2026 / From the desk of Slamson Hanan, Commissioner – 2026 Season Draft Announcement
Hey all! We are going to have the draft August 29th! More details to come.