2024 Draft Results
| Round 1 | Round 2 | Round 3 | Round 4 | Round 5 | Round 6 | Round 7 | Round 8 | Round 9 | Round 10 | Round 11 | Round 12 | Round 13 | Round 14 | |
| IC | CMC | Mike Evans | K9 | CJ Stroud | Kupp | Rhandre Steveneson | Kyle Pitts | Javior Woerthy | JSN | Keyon Coleman | Chubba Hubbard | Juedy | Jake elliot | Lions D |
| Ahart | Breece Hall | Deebo Samuel | Nico Collins | Jaylen Waddle | Aaron Jones | Deonte Johson | Bryan Rob Jr | Marquise Brown | Goedert | Ty Chandler | AAA Rodgers | Curtis Samuel | Saints D | Kyro Santos |
| Bryan | Bijan Robinsons | Garret Wilson | Davante Adams | DK | Mark Andrews | KUler Murray | Zamir White | Jordan Addison | Charbonett | Gus Edwards | Rams D | Brandon Aubrey | Jameson Williams | Rico Dowdle |
| Sarah | Tyreek Hill | Joe Mixon | Sam Laporta | DJ Moore | Zey Flowers | Zack moss | Tony Pollard | Brock Purdy | Elijah Mitchel | McConkey | Blake Corum | Kendre Miller | Jets D | Jake Bates |
| Jacob | CeeDee Lamb | Chris Olave | Josh Allen | Drake London | Deabndre Swift | Christin Watson | Javonte Williams | TJ Hock | Tejay Spears | Jertome Ford | Tyler Lockett | Jaylen POlk | Greg Zuerline | Chiefs D |
| Slam | Justin Jeferson | King Henry | Josh Jacobs | Jalen Hurts | David Montgomery | James Conner | Racheed RICE | Njoku | Christin Kirk | Trey Benson | Quinton Johnstons | Khalil Shakir | Jake Moody | Bills D |
| Goudge | Jamaar Chase | Jamaar Gibbs | Rachaad White | Pittman Jr | Davonte Smith | Dakkkkk | Kincaid | Devon Singeltary | Jaylen Warren | Evan Engram | Gabe Davis | Browns D | Fairbern | Tua |
| Grant | Amon Ra St Brown | Pacheco | Achane | Diggs | Calvin Ridely | Anthony Richardson | Nabers | Brock Bowers | Austin Ekeler | Thielen | Jacoby Meyers | 49s D | Koo | Khalil Hervert |
| Joel | Jonathan taylor | Kyren Williams | Kelce | Marvin Harrison Jr | T Higgins | Joe Burrow | Chubbb | MCLauren | Odunze | Coutrland Sutton | marhswawn Loyyd | Just Tucker | Alendar Mattison | Steelers D |
| Katie | Brandon Aiyuk | Etienne Jr | Mahomes | Jonathan Brooks | Amari Cooper | Tank Dell | Zeke Elliot | Raheem mostert | Jake Ferguson | Tyler Algier | Darnel Mooney | Miles Sndesr | Evan Mcpherson | Bengals D |
| Lauren | Saquon Barkley | AJ Brown | James Cook | Lamar Jackson | Pickens | Trey Mcbride | Deondree Hopkins | Keenan Allen | Mike WIlliams | JK Dobbins | Antonia Gibson | Justin Herbert | Dolphins D | Camerson Dicker |
| Rick | Puka Nacua | Jordan Love | Alivn Kamara | Kittle | Najeeeeee | Godwin | Jayden Reed | Tucker Kraft | Harriosn Butker | Cowboys D | Chase Brown | AJ Dillon | Romeo Doubs | Kirk Cousins |
SEATTLE, July 27th, 2024 / From the desk of Slamson Hanan, Commissioner – Draft Day
GOOOOOOD MORNING TO THE GREATEST FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAVGE OF ALL TIME! That sacred day, that blessed day has been gifted to us all one more time! It’s time to lock in and show everyone what your made of!
Now I don’t know what to say, really. 4 hours till the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today. Now either you dig deep or youre gonna crumble, inch by inch, play by play, ’til youre finished.
Youre in hell right now, believe me. And, you can stay there — get the shit kicked out of you — or you can fight your way back into the light. You can climb outta hell one inch at a time!
Now, I can’t do it for you. I can only motivate. I look around. I see young faces, and I see veterans and I think, when you get old in life things get taken from you. I mean that’s…part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing. You find out life’s this game of inches. So is football. Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small — I mean one-half a step too late, or too early, and you don’t quite make it. One-half second too slow, too fast, you don’t quite catch it.
The inches we need are everywhere around us!!
They’re in every break of the game, every minute, every second.
And in this league we fight for that inch! In this league we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch! We claw with our fingernails for that inch! Because we know when we add up all those inches that’s gonna make the difference between winning and losing! Between living’ and dying!
I’ll tell you this: In any competition it’s the person who’s willing to prepare and fight who’s gonna win that inch! And I know if I’m gonna have any shot at glory anymore, it’s because I’m still willing to fight and die for that inch!
Now I can’t make you do it. You got to look deep within yourself! Now I think you’re gonna see someone who will go that inch. You’re gonna see someone who will sacrifice themselves for they’re team because they know when it comes down to it, the pain and the hurt you suffer through now, will all be worth when at the end of the season you’re lying exhausted, sweating, bleeding and battered on the field of battle………VICTORIOUS!
Happy draft day! Greatest day of the year! Should be a great one!
-Commish
SEATTLE, July 20th, 2024 / From the desk of Slamson Hanan, Commissioner – Voting results
Field goal rule votes no 9-1 and keeper rule votes no 6-4!. No rule changes this year
SEATTLE, July 17th, 2024 / From the desk of Slamson Hanan, Commissioner – Call for Voting
Good morning all! Looking to spice up the league a bit I want to call for two votes!
1) implementing a 1 player keeper into our league…..how it works….visit the website G created and review last years draft. You can select one player to keep out of the players you DRAFTED(example: I can NOT keep Puka Nacua as I got him off waivers). Whichever player you choose as your keeper you would forfeit this years draft pick in that exact round…..example: if Andy wanted to keep Justin Jefferson he would sacrifice his 1st round pick wherever he ends up in this years draft. It gives you the opportunity to keep studs that you drafted late. Sarah for example two years ago got jalen hurts in like the 8th round which would have been an awesome keeper last year. Think it over and please respond with a yes or no or feel free to reach out to me with questions.
2) we change kicker scoring. ALL field goals are worth 3 points regardless of distance of the kick and ALL missed field goals are -3 regardless of distance. All extra points are worth 1 or -1.
Also the new cheat sheets will be posted on the website today for your reference around keeper choices.
Please send in your vote in the next day or two!
SEATTLE, July 5th, 2024 / From the desk of Slamson Hanan, Commissioner – 2024 Season Draft Announcement
Hello all! We are about to embark on another fantasy journey! We are going to hold the draft July 27th at tiger lake!
2024 Draft at Tiger Lake!
I know this is super early and presents more risk but we have a chance to have almost the entire league at the draft which will be more fun so we are going to take the gambo.
If people are concerned with injury risk we can do a vote to reduce the buy in from $40 back to $20 this year if people would prefer.
Please let me know if you can make it! The new champ Joel Roinas will be present!! (Funny how once he’s the champ he has no problems attending the draft!) he also asked me to drop a quote for you all to get fired up:
I know I’m’a get got…..but I’m’a get mine a lot more than I get got tho, it’s time to repeat
Joel Roinas inspired by Marshawn Lynch